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Pretty Alright Goods - The Big Five Oh Card
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Happy birthday but oh damn are you old.... or so says this card.
Text: "THE BIG FIVE OHHHHH fuck you're old."
This letterpress greeting card is printed in USA on American-made cotton paper. Card is A2 (4.25 x 5.5"), folded, blank inside and includes Kraft envelope. The print is packaged in a clear poly sleeve & will ship in a protective mailer.
Free USA shipping via USPS Priority Mail on orders $100 or more.
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